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Seinfeld Sound Files [124 Found] <-Previous 1 2 3 4 5 6
Audio File / Description
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business.mp3
Jerry: So what do you do down there all day? Kramer: TCB, you know, taking care business
   

418178 K 2.59 / 5.0

car_hold.mp3
(Jerry from stand-up) car horn honk, is that the beauty. Have you seen men doing this? What is this? man is car, the woman walks by front car, he honks horn like- eh eh eh. This man is out of ideas. How does he- eh eh eh....I dont think she likes me.
   

286268 K 2.49 / 5.0

cat_fight.mp3
(Mr Petermen) I am smack dab in the middle of a good old fashioned cat fight. (Elaine) Mr Petermen this is not a cat fight. (Mr Petermen) Woof! (Elaine) Do you mean "reer?" (Mr Petermen) Yessss that's the one!
   

344312 K 2.49 / 5.0

cinnamon.mp3
(Jerry from Stand-up) Cinnamon! It should be tables restaurants along with salt pepper! Anytime someone says 'Oh this is so good, whats this?' answer invariably comes back- cinnamon! cinnamon! again again
   

26674 K 2.50 / 5.0

cleavage.mp3
Jerry: Looking at cleavage is like looking at sun, you dont stare at it, its too risky! You get sense it then look away!
   

38271 K 2.98 / 5.0

crazy.mp3
Kramer: "You're crazy!"

   

50431K 2.93 / 5.0

dementia.mp3
(George) Do you ever just get down on your knees and thank God that you have access to my dementia?
   

360251 K 3.13 / 5.0

diaphram.mp3
Elaine describes a mishap with her diaphram
   

306387 K 2.71 / 5.0

diddlingwav
Elaine: Well there's nothing more sophisticated than diddling maid then chewing some gum
   

38650 K 2.37 / 5.0
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