business.mp3 Jerry: So what do you do down there all day? Kramer: TCB, you know, taking care business [ Contrib. by ]
car_hold.mp3 (Jerry from stand-up) car horn honk, is that the beauty. Have you seen men doing this? What is this? man is car, the woman walks by front car, he honks horn like- eh eh eh. This man is out of ideas. How does he- eh eh eh....I dont think she likes me. [ Contrib. by ]
cat_fight.mp3(Mr Petermen) I am smack dab in the middle of a good old fashioned cat fight. (Elaine) Mr Petermen this is not a cat fight. (Mr Petermen) Woof! (Elaine) Do you mean "reer?" (Mr Petermen) Yessss that's the one! [ Contrib. by ]
cinnamon.mp3 (Jerry from Stand-up) Cinnamon! It should be tables restaurants along with salt pepper! Anytime someone says 'Oh this is so good, whats this?' answer invariably comes back- cinnamon! cinnamon! again again [ Contrib. by ]
cleavage.mp3 Jerry: Looking at cleavage is like looking at sun, you dont stare at it, its too risky! You get sense it then look away! [ Contrib. by ]
crazy.mp3Kramer: "You're crazy!" [ Contrib. by ]
dementia.mp3(George) Do you ever just get down on your knees and thank God that you have access to my dementia? [ Contrib. by ]
diaphram.mp3Elaine describes a mishap with her diaphram [ Contrib. by ]
diddlingwav Elaine: Well there's nothing more sophisticated than diddling maid then chewing some gum [ Contrib. by ]
dignity.mp3(Jerry) Can't you at least die with a little dignity? (George) No I can't, I can't die with dignity, I have no dignity. I wanna be the one person who doesn't die with dignity. I've lived my whole life in shame why should I die with dignity? [ Contrib. by ]