wanna_do.ra
Elaine: Come lets go do something I don't wanna just sit around here Jerry: Ok Elaine: Wanna go get something to eat Jerry: Where do you wanna go? Elaine: I don't care I'm not hungry Jerry: We could go to one those cappucino places, they let you just sit there Elaine: What are we gonna do there, talk? Jerry: We could talk Elaine: I'll go if I don't have to talk Jerry: Then we'll just sit there
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want_women.mp3
(Jerry from stand-up) I swear I have absolutely no idea what women are thinking. I don't get it, I admit I'm not getting signals. I am not getting it! Women are so subtle, their little- everything they do is subtle. Men are not subtle! We are obvious. Women know what men want, men know what men want. What do we want? We want women, that's it. It's only thing we know for sure, it really is. We want women, how do we get them? Oh we don't know about that. next step after that we have no idea. That's why you see men honking car horns, yelling from construction sites...these are best ideas we've had so far.
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