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Seinfeld Sound Files [124 Found]  1 2 3 4 5
Audio File / Description
Date AddedDownloads*SizeUser Rating

am_i_sane.mp3
Kramer: Am I? am I so sane that you just blew your mind?
   

125048 K 1.86 / 5.0

anauthorized_hi.mp3
(Elaine) When fact, it was an unauthorized HI
   

682104 K 1.91 / 5.0

arbys.mp3
Puddy- Feels like an Arby's night
   

88016 K 3.03 / 5.0

assman.mp3
Kramer: "I'm Cosmo Kramer -- the Assman!"

   

107247K 3.46 / 5.0

banana.mp3
Jerry: Kramer you threw a banana peel at a monkey?!? Kramer: Well he started it!
   

83860 K 2.63 / 5.0

beef-o-reeno.mp3
Kramer's beef-o-reeno song to the horse: "I'm so keeno on beef-o-reeno! what a delicious cuisine-o! I'ts for king and queeno!..."
   

752119 K 2.92 / 5.0

black_white.mp3
(Jerry) See key to eating black white cookie, Elaine, is you wanna get some black some white each bite, nothing mixes better than vanilla chocolate. yet still racial harmony illudes us, if people would only look to cookie, all our problems would be solved (Elaine) Wow, your veiw race relations are just fascinating. You really should do peice for Times. (Jerry) Hmm, look to cookie Elaine, look to cookie.
   

670162 K 2.37 / 5.0

board_neutral.mp3
(Kramer) We have to put board neutral place where no one will tamper with it. (Jerry) So that's here? (Kramer) Yes, yes, you're like Switzerland (Jerry) I don't wanna be Switzerland!
   

570130 K 2.96 / 5.0

braincel.mp3
Kramer: "It was destroying my braincells!"

   

87223K 2.59 / 5.0

braless_wonder.mp3
(Elaine) Oh great, the braless wonder. Who does she think she's kidding? I mean look at her she's totaly out of control. 185KB
   

656188 K 2.33 / 5.0
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