sauce.mp3I am a cipher, a cipher wrapped in an enigma, smothered in secret sauce. [ Contrib. by ]
sculley.mp3Well Agent Sculley, you nearly shorted out the entire building. [ Contrib. by ]
stanford.mp3Stargate Defender kept me out of Stanford. I'm sorry. No, no no, not sorry. What's the big deal about Stanford. You know, who wants to be in California in the winter? The winter in Wisconsin is the best seven months of the year. [ Contrib. by ]
throwup.mp3Yeah, that's right, that is me with a mustache. Yeah, yeah no well, I carry this around with me wherever I can and if I get the urge to make myself over, I just look at this and damn near throw up. [ Contrib. by ]
tones.mp3The little theme played with the credits... [ Contrib. by ]
unabomb.mp3Mindless drones don't deserve to be usin technology. You are the unabomber, aren't you? [ Contrib. by ]
veal.mp3Yeah, right. What am I supposed to do? Am I supposed to sit in my box and be all mild mannered like whatever they make veal out of or somethin? [ Contrib. by ]
virgin.mp3Wisconsin offers very few distractions for a pale friendless virgin. [ Contrib. by ]
