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obiwan.mp3
If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful thank you can possibly imagine, Vader.
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playboy.mp3
Why's it so hot in here? Oh, thermostat's broken but Joe's working on it. Yeah, he's probably rewired it so it's getting the Playboy channel.
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problem.mp3
Screw your problem! I'm talking about me.
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radar.mp3
Hey, I didn't just sign for a stolen jeep, did I Radar? Dave, I don't watch Star Trek.
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ratings.mp3
Our ratings suck. Well, no no I wouldn't say that. Oh yeah, then what would you say? Well, I would say, you know, that due to the ideosyncracies of the current econmic climate and the increased competition for a shrinking listener pool...that our ratings suck.
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redshoes.mp3
No, my parents let me watch The Wizard of Oz when I was five years old, and it gave me nightmares for years. Oh, right the wicked witch. No, Dorothy. For years I was convinced that a house was going to fall out of the sky and crush me and that some farm girl was going to come along and steal my flashy red shoes.
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retaliate.mp3
For the sake of peace in the office, I need you not to retaliate, all right? I have no intention of retaliating. I appreciate you going to the trouble of lying to me, but I need you to actually not hit him.
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rip_off.mp3
What a colossal ripoff!
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santa1.mp3
The Santa Claus in the lobby wants to kill me.
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