cable_box.mp3
By the way, how's that illegal cable box working out for ya?
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candaspy.mp3
Excuse me, listen if you are insinuating that I am a spy or that any member of my family is a spy then you're way off base! Look, just because we're Canadian does not mean we are spies!
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chesclub.mp3
Oh wow, look at that -- Dave was in the Chess Club in high school. Why would you put "Chess Club"
on your resume? I know -- it just rubs it in to all the people who couldn't get in the Chess Club.
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cruelmis.mp3
C'mon, I'm serious here Beth -- you be careful because the market can be a cruel mistress. Well, so can I but that's not how I want to make my money any more.
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defender.mp3
You got any tips for me? Yes, save the humanoids. Just try to imagine them as members of your real life family. That way, you'll make sure nothing bad ever happens to them. Save the humanoids? Okay, champ, I'll try to check that out. It's not him the machine wants, it's me. I'll just leave these right here in case you need them.
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endingmusic.mp3
The News Radio ending!!!!!
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face.mp3
What's the story with your face, son?
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freak.mp3
Poor, misguided freak.
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freakzilla.mp3
Freakzilla@scopenet.com
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friends.mp3
Hey, hey did anybody see Friends last night?
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