steeple.mp3
(Jamie explaining to Paul how she used her hands to flirt with her professor at Yale) Jamie- "I would go, (with her hands) here is the church, here is the steeple, open the door, and see all the people"
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suck_up.mp3
Jamie- "Oh look who's talking Mr. Suck-up: 'may I curl your lemon twist?'"
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suffocating.mp3
Jamie- "He must be suffocating, you don't have a hanger or something?" Ursula- "We have a coat rack!"
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three_credits.mp3
(Jamie needs to go to the bathroom but can't because she hurt her back and is trying to convince Nat to help her) Nat- "I am three credits shy of being certified as a nurse, a male nurse, I might add, which means, I'm qualified to help you out with whatever you might wish to do in here, with the exception for whatever they covered in those last three credits of course"
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too_impulsive.mp3
Jamie- All I want you to do is admit that you were wrong Paul- Listen, I may have been few minutes too impulsive Jamie- No no no, that's not it Paul- It's not impossible that judgement was impaired by enthusiasm... Jamie- Can't you just say you were wrong Paul- I am saying, this is not most right I've ever been Jamie- You are pathetic!
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trick_or_treat.mp3
Jamie and Paul's nephew- "Trick or treat" Maggie- "I beg your pardon" Paul's nephew- "Trick or treat" Maggie- "I'm sorry am I supposed to do something?" Jamie- "It's Halloween" Maggie- "Oh yes, that American pumpkin holiday" Jamie- "You're supposed to give him some candy" Hal- "Who is it dear?" Maggie- "It's 11D" Hal- "What does she want?" Maggie- "She seems to be begging for food"
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triplets.mp3
Mark- "I had a tough delivery, triplets, it's like pulling three pot roasts out of a pringles can"
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trying_fire.mp3
(Jamie at work trying to get fired, Sylvia at home not knowing what's going on) Jamie- "Hey sexy" Sylvia- "It's Sylvia" Jamie- "How long has it been since I've had my arms around you?" Sylvia- "A long time" Jamie- "Well, honey, we are gonna change that" Sylvia- "I really should go" Jamie- "Ok you tiger, I'll see you tonight" Sylvia- "Okay, bye"
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trying_fire2.mp3
(Same scene as last) Sylvia- "Hello?" Jamie- "Hi sweetie, listen, Mabel's hat size is a small" Sylvia- "It's you again" Jamie- "What are you wearing" Sylvia- "I'm hanging up" Jamie- "Take a shower, I'm coming home at five" Sylvia- "I'm sorry for everything I ever did wrong to you!" (Jamie makes kissing noises)
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two_harriets.mp3
(talking about who Lisa went out with) Paul- "Harriet" Jamie- "Which Harriet?" Paul- "I don't know" Jamie- "She knows two Harriets" Paul- "The bulimic one" Jamie- "They're both bulimic" Paul- "Your sister knows two bulimics named Harriet?" Jamie- "Yes" Paul- "What the hell are the odds of that?!?"
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