love_expression.mp3
Paul- "Never gonna happen my friend" Jamie- "Oh, I love that expression"
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love_lift.mp3
Jamie- "No, I would love a lift, thank you...mom" Sylvia- "Did you hear that? She called me mom, you don't have to do that honey" Jamie- "Ok"
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loves_cleans.mp3
(talking about their maid being in love with Paul) Paul- "Ya know, you're really making this a tough choice: I got a woman who loves me and cleans, and one who hates me and doesn't"
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lugg_trunk.mp3
Paul- "He says to me, 'put your luggage in the trunk' I said, 'No, that's fine, there's room up here' He says, 'put it in the trunk, put it in the trunk' I said, 'Fine' I Put it in the trunk' Eighteen dollard he charges me for putting the luggage in the trunk!! I said, 'It was your idea!' He said, 'Luggage tax.' Luggage tax! I said, 'What am I, a Canadian? I Live here!'"
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mad_theme.mp3
Theme
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name_rstaurnt.mp3
(Paul and Jamie trying to remember the name of a restaurant where they ate clams a few years ago when Paul thinks he has remembered the name) Paul- "Clamenza, Clamenza, hello Clamenzas, clams, Clamenza's clams, Clamenza's clams, ah Clamenza (in a mob-type voice) Clamenza, how about some clams? Clamenza! Try the clams! Where'd ya get the clams? Clamenza! They've got clams...I'm done with the Clamenza thing" Jamie- "All right, one more" Paul- "Clamenza"
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need_pie.mp3
Jamie- "Well, everything's ruined I need pie" Paul- "It's uh 3.14" Jamie- "What??"
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no_talk.mp3
Joan- "Come on Jamie you're doing great" Paul- "You really are, you are doing just..." Jamie- "Don't talk" Paul- "Just me?" Jamie- "Yes" Paul- "I'm not allowed to talk?" Jamie- "Anybody can talk, just not you" Paul- "I just don't understand why I can't..." Jamie- "What are you kidding me, now, you're gonna pick a fight with me NOW, you're gonna start with me NOW!!!!" Paul- "No, no, no" Jamie- "Aaaahhhhh!!!!"
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not_professor.mp3
Ira- "No no I'm not a professor, he is" Paul- "Oh what I'm a professor and you're what a student?" Ira- "That's right" Paul- "You have like three hairs on your head"
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not_ticking.mp3
Jamie- "What is this?" Paul- "From my mother" Jamie- "Well, at least it's not ticking" Paul- "Why do you do that?" Jamie- "Ok, fine (opens the card) "'To my son's wife'"
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