ivy_league.mp3
(Jamie just told Paul that she slept with her college professor at Yale) Paul- "Well that just doesn't seem right I mean, that's an ivy league school" Jamie- "Honey, once the lights go out nobody cares what you got on your SATs"
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jamie_dreaming.mp3
(Jamie dreaming she is married to Nat) Jamie- "Honey, wake up" Nat- "What's the matter? Are you all right there, Mrs. Buchman?" Jamie- "Nat, we've been married for four years, you've got to stop calling me that" Nat- "Right, right, I'm sorry, did you have a bad dream there, Mrs. Buch...honey!"
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jamie_drugged.mp3
Dr. Griffin- "Hello Jamie" Jamie- "Hiiiii Dr. Griffin!" Dr. Griffin- "So how's my patient? They've been treating you ok?" Jamie- "Hiiiii Dr. Griffin!"
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kidding_ears.mp3
Paul- "What she say, 'you weren't kidding about my ears?' why would you be kidding about my ears?" Jamie- "I wasn't" Paul- "So why would she say that?" Jamie- "It's an expression" Paul- "You weren't kidding about his ears? I've never heard that" Jamie- "It's a girl thing, ya know like guys have...'Hi how ya doin'"
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knock_door.mp3
(Paul and Jamie are stuck in the bathroom) Jamie- "How do you feel about knocking the door down?" Paul- "Go for it" Jamie- "I meant you" Paul- "Oh, well that's very different"
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lied_friends.mp3
Jamie- "Do you want to tell me why we just lied to our closest friends?" Paul- "They wanted to take us to dinner" Jamie- "The bastards"
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like_mom.mp3
(Paul and Jamie in the hospital looking at their baby girl through the glass) Jamie- "Isn't she the most beautiful thing in the world" Paul- (looking at the wrong baby) "She looks like her mother" Jamie- (pointing) "That one!!"
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like_you.mp3
Jamie- "What's she like?" Paul- "My wife?" Jamie- "Yeah" Paul- "Kinda like you actually, I think about your height, your hair, your eyes too" Jamie- "Sounds perfect" Paul- "Actually no"
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little_ball.mp3
Jamie- "I don't understand this, suddenly my husband chases a little ball around the house for five hours a day, that's what Murray does, Paul, do you want to be a dog?"
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little_train.mp3
Paul- "These babies are center ring front row that like doubles your chances of being picked for the little train" Jamie- "We talked about this, if you're taller than the dwarfs they probably won't pick you"
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