got_mail.mp3
(trying to figure out what Mabel said) Jamie- "Did you just say 'you've got mail'?"
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great_mix.mp3
Ira- "They'd make a great mix" Paul- "Sophie & Murray, how do you figure that?" Ira- "Come on, Sophie's a show dog, classy, sophisticated, smart, Murray's big good natured slob, it would be like if you two had kids" Paul and Jamie- "Thank you"
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gym.mp3
(Paul and Jamie are not members of the gym but they need the treadmill to keep the baby moving or she'll cry) Jamie- "Repeat after me: Yes we're members, wanna make somethin' of it?!"
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half_salad.mp3
Fran (ordering)- "Is there any way that I could get half a dinner salad?" Ursula (the waitress)- "What do you mean? Like..half?" Fran- "Yes" Ursula- "I'll see if they can make that" Jamie- "Also I don't have a napkin" Ursula- "Do you like one?" Jamie- (pauses) NO
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i_cute.mp3
(talking to Paul while he is in the hospital asleep) Jamie- "I guess I'm cute right? You would say, 'What are ya kiddin me, you my little friend, are a perfect example of beautiful' And so I am, cause I am nothing, more or less, than what I see in your eyes when you look at me"
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i_leap.mp3
Lisa- "That's right, that's how I live, I just close my eyes and I leap" Jamie- "Yeah, well I'm running all over town with a net" Lisa- "Who's Annette?" Jamie- "A net!"
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i_married.mp3
(Jamie talking to a girl in the beauty parlor) Girl- "Are you married?" Jamie- "Oh yea!! Yup, I'm married, you betcha (sarcastically) and he's great, he really is, he tries, especially with the kid, he cleans up a mess or two, here and there, and I'm supposed to give him a standing ovation...thank you!! Oh, thank you!! While I'm stuck here all day, cleaning up projectile, everything, but you, go, go, off to work on your film, putting together the oldest possible cast of Pirates of Penzance (imitating Paul in a weird voice) 'mmm, gotta go, it's for charity, see ya later!! So I get half an hour before I have to race home so that his daughter can actually suck on me! Fifteen times a day! I don't have the energy to use a Q-tip, let alone put together a photo album featuring me, and my magic stomach...how many bridesmaids are you having?"
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i_wrong.mp3
Paul- "So, in other words" Jamie- "You were right" Paul- "I know, but more importantly" Jamie- "I was wrong" Paul- "There ya go"
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idiotic.mp3
Paul- "Your job is to stop me from doing something idiotic, idiotic, I can do that by myself"
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im_the_mommy.mp3
Jamie- "Why, because I'm the mommy?!" Paul- "Yes" Jamie- "Oh, I'm the mommy?" Paul: Yes. Jamie- "Oh my God" Paul- "What?" Jamie- "I'm the mommy!!"
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