duck_off.mp3
Jamie- Paul Paul- What? (Jamie motioning) Paul- Two words...first word...sounds like...duck....second word....(Jamie turns lights off)...off
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embarass.mp3
Paul- "He embarassed me" Jamie- "Well, you embarass me sometimes" Paul- "When, when did I embarass you?" Jamie- "Pick a day"
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fail_breed.mp3
Jamie- "We are failures as breeders, we are put on this earth to breed, and we have failed" Paul- "How do you make that kind of leap?" Jamie- "It's true, we've tried, we've failed" Paul- "I think that's a little bit harsh" Jamie- "Have we tried?" Paul- "Yes" Jamie- "Have we failed?" Paul- "Well" Jamie- "Ok, we've tried, we've failed"
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fetal.mp3
Paul- "You're not gonna change them, so maybe you could deal with it a little better" Jamie- "Oh, this from a man who goes into the fetal position every time his mother calls!"
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fireplace.mp3
Jamie- "Ok, so your sitting in front of a fireplace and your playing monopoly?" Debbie- "Yeah" Jamie- "What were you?" Debbie- "What was I?" Jamie- "What piece were you?" Debbie- "The boot" Jamie- "OH MAN the boot!!!"
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floor_slant.mp3
Paul- What Jamie: This is weird, is it me is this floor kinda slanted? Paul- What are you talking about? Jamie- I just came walking around corner, suddenely whoa?
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from_whom.mp3
Jamie- "From whom? We never talk to anyone" Paul- "What's it with you and the whom thing?" Jamie- "You talk your way, I'll talk right" Paul- "I talk right"
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get_mouse.mp3
Paul- "Go on Murray, get that mouse!" Jamie- "He's kidding there's no mouse" (hear Murray slam against the wall) Paul- "He's so stupid"
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gets_hurt.mp3
Paul- "Let's not do this" Jamie- "Come on, please" Paul- "Nah, we start sharing someone gets hurt" Jamie- "Come on tell me, really I want to know" Paul- "Alright, well, without revealing too much, you look smashing in a viking helmet" Jamie- "How do I look in go-go boots and a bazooka?" Paul- "Not as good as your sister" Jamie- "Oh you're sick!!"
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gorgeousness.mp3
(Arturo, Jamie's hairdresser, is talking to Jamie and a young woman who has just gotten engaged) Arturo- "I cannot help but see the gorgeousness, whether you are a young sapling, just starting out in life or a maturing oak, who's leaves are beginning to turn" Jamie- "Arturo" Arturo- "I walk away"
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