vacuum.mp3
Jamie- "Did you vacuum the curtains?" Paul- "No..did you dust the top of the chrysler building?"
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valentines.mp3
Paul- "What's the big deal with Valentine's Day, it's a made up holiday, nobody even knows who this St. Valentine guy was" Jamie- "He was a Roman priest who defended the Christians and was beheaded by Claudius the Second on Februrary 14th 269 A.D."
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vastness_wrong.mp3
(Jamie virtual reality) Paul (the virtual one)- I was wrong, just wrong, you were right, I was wrong, I was so wrong, vastness wrongness was staggering, it was astounding how wrong I was, then to not be able to admit that I was wrong..more wrong!
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we_slobs.mp3
Jamie- "I don't need the whole world knowing we're slobs" Paul- "But we are slobs" Jamie- "No you're a slob, I just got tired"
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window_open.mp3
Jamie- "I just have to leave the window open for the dog" Paul- "Honey, it's an apartment, not a volvo why do we go through this"
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window_opp.mp3
Joan- "There is a certain window of oportunity during which an epidural may be administered and in your case you waited so long so that now..." Jamie- "Now what" Joan- "Well, the window is closed" Jamie- "What?!?" Joan- "It's closed" Jamie- "It's closed?!? Open it!!" Joan- "I can't" Jamie- "You can't open the window?!?" Joan- "The window is closed" Jamie- "No, no, no open the window!!" Joan- "It's closed" Jamie- "Break it!! What kind of doctor are you?" Joan- "I can't break the window" Jamie- "Your fired!! Fired, go on, get out, leave the gloves here, and get out!!! Paul break the window!!" Paul- "She's saying we can't" Jamie- "Oh my God, oh my God!"
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yippee.mp3
Jamie- "Will you tell her what men think when girls give in on the first date" Paul- "Yippee?"
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