bhbhey.mp3
(Jed) "Hey,I thought I heard company, howdy there!"
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bhdog.mp3
(Jed) "By doggies, that's hittin' low"
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bhend.mp3
(from theme ending) "Set a spell, take yer shoes off, ya'll come back now, hear"
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bhhdog.mp3
(Jethro) "Hog Dog!"
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bhloser.mp3
(Granny) "Remember what William Jennings Brian said, "fight hard but fight clean" (Jethro) "But you ain't fightin' clean Granny" (Granny) "Course I ain't, William Jennings Brian was a loser!"
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bhmind.mp3
(Granny) "Well, I could be happier. What ya got on your mind?"
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bhpond.mp3
(Jethro) "That rascal took all of my firewood and built a dam across the cement pond"
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bhtang.mp3
(Granny) "You wanna tangle with me?"
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bhthis.mp3
(Granny) "What have I done to deserve this?"
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bhtrash.mp3
(Jethro) "Don't reckon you're all dressed up like that for the trash collector"
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