adam2.mp3From theme - Da Da Dum, click, click
afcfish.mp3Gomez: "Great jumpin' catfish, where did you find those monstrosities?"
afgar.mp3Gomez: "Would you like to join us in the garden?"
Mortica as a young girl: "Could we dig some graves?"
afmad.mp3Gomez: "There's a touch of madness around here"
afmem.mp3"Oh this is dreadful, has your memory been destroyed?"
afrang.mp3Gong sound (Lurch) "YOU RANG"
afrun.mp3Gomez: "Lurch, they're ganging up on me, what do I do?
afspook.mp3(guy from magazine) "We're running a story on haunted houses and yours has been chosen the spookiest
one of all" (Mortica) "Thank you, we do try"
afstare.mp3Fester: "Why do you keep staring at me?"
mails_in.mp3Addams Family sound when mail arrived: horn sound effect followed by Morticia's voice saying "Mail's in."