anvil.mp3Harry: "I gotta get me an anvil."
crapfest.mp3Mary: "Once again something wonderful in my life has been turned into a giant crapfest!"
dickseus.mp3Dick: "Not in the car, not in the bar, not in the house, not up your blouse, I cannot touch you here or there -- I cannot touch you anywhere!"
filfillment.mp3Sally: "So Tommy, can't find fulfillment in a meaningless relationship with a superficial simple minded bimbo?"
Tommy: "I know, I'm just as baffled as you are!"
gorgeous.mp3Dick: "You're GORGEOUS!"
jackass.mp3Harry: "Excuse me."
Waiter: "May I help you?"
Harry: "Well somebody said there was a giant flaming jackass over here.
Waiter: They put it out.
joint.mp3Dick: "Ohhh -- a doobie...let's bogart that fat boy."
nosir.mp3Harry: "Oh well in that case... no Sir."
quilt.mp3Dick: "The bathroom has been stocked with two kinds of toilet paper. I -- and I alone get the quilted kind."
spanky.mp3Dick: "I feel so utterly exposed and vulnerable... and not in that fun spanky way."