ladyroom.mp3Iceman: "The, uh, plaque for the alternates is down in the ladies room"
longlist.mp3Goose: "Hey, hey slider...thought you wanted to be a pilot, man, what happened?"
Slider: "Goose, you're such a d***head, whose butt did you kiss to get in here?"
Goose: "Well, the list is long, but distinguished"
Slider: "Yeah, well so's my johnson"
lovinf.mp3Mav: "I don't know, it just, uh, just doesn't seem fair, for you, I mean, but, uh, she's lost that lovin' feeling"
Goose: "She's lost, no she hasn't"
Mav: "Yes she has"
Goose: "She has not lost that lov-"
Mav: "Goose, she's lost it"
Goose: "Mav, come on...I hate it when she does that"
magoose.mp3Slider: "Mother Goose, you p****"
migdata.mp3Charlie: "Excuse me, lieutenant, is there something wrong?"
Mav: "Yes, ma'am, the data on the Mig is inaccurate"
Charlie: "How's that lieutenant?"
Mav: "Well, I just happened to see a Mig-28 do-"
Mav: "Sorry Goose...we happened to see a Mig-28 do a 4G negative dive"
Charlie: "Where did you see this?"
Mav: "That's classified"
Charlie: "It's what?"
Mav: "It's classified...I could tell you but then I'd have to kill you"
migstory.mp3Charlie: "So lieutenant, where exactly were you?"
Mav: "Well we"
Goose: "Thank you"
Mav: "Started up on his six when he pulled through the clouds and then I moved in above him"
Charlie: "Well, if you were directly above him, how could you see him?"
Mav: "Because I was inverted"
Goose: "No, he was, man, it was a really great move, he was inverted"
Charlie: "You were in a 4G inverted dive with a Mig-28?"
Mav: "Yes ma'am"
Charlie: "At what range?"
Mav: "About 2 meters"
Goose: "Well, it was actually about one and a half, I think, think it was one and a half, I've got a great polaroid of it, and he's, he's right there, must be one and a half"
Mav: "It was a nice picture, it was..."
Charlie: "Uh, lieutenant...what were you doing there?"
Mav: "Communicating...keeping up foreign relations, I was uh, you know, giving him the bird"
speed.mp3Mav: "I feel the need"
Mav and Goose: "The need for speed"
stud.mp3Carole: "Hey Goose, ya big stud"
Goose: "That's me honey"
Carole: "Take me to bed or lose me forever"
Goose: "Show me the way home honey"
tgtrich2.mp3Mav: "This is what I call a target rich environment"
Goose: "You live your life between your legs, Mav"