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Spaceballs Sound Files [25 Found]  1 2 3
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Dark Helmet: Say goodbye to your two best friends -- and I don't mean your friends in the Winnebago!

372153K 2.68 / 5.0

Colonel Sanders: Are you alright, sir? Dark Helmet: Fine. How have you been? Colonel Sanders: Fine, sir Dark Helmet: Good. Colonel Sanders: It's a good thing you were wearing that helmet! Dark Helmet: Ya. Colonel Sanders: What should we do now, sir? Dark Helmet: Well, are we stopped? Colonel Sanders: We're stopped, sir. Dark Helmet: Good. Well, why don't we take a 5 minute break? Colonel Sanders: Very good, sir. Dark Helmet: Smoke if ya got 'em.

790240K 3.45 / 5.0

Ape 1: Dear me. What are those things coming out of her nose? Ape 2: Spaceball? Ape 1: Oh s***. There goes the planet.

296191K 3.52 / 5.0

Dark Helmet: You have the ring. And I see your schwartz is as big as mine.

51461K 3.91 / 5.0

"It the bad year blimp"

234105 K 2.55 / 5.0

Dark Helmet: How many a****les we got on this ship, anyhow? I knew it -- I'm surrounded by as***les! Keep firing as***les!

722153K 3.66 / 5.0

Colonel Sanders: Sir. You'd better buckle up! Dark Helmet: Ah -- buckle this!

34631K 3.63 / 5.0

Dark Helmet: What's a matter Colonel Sanders, CHICKEN?!?

52439K 3.67 / 5.0

Dark Helmet playing with his dolls. Dark Helmet: Princess Vespa, at last. I have you in my clutches. To have my way with you -- the way I want to. Dark Helmet (as Vespa): No - no, please. Leave me alone! Dark Helmet: No, you are mine! Dark Helmet (as Lonestar): Not so fast, Helmet! Dark Helmet: Lonestar! Dark Helmet (as Lonestar): Yes, it's me. I'm here to save my girlfriend. Hi honey.

284215K 3.82 / 5.0

Dark Helmet still playing with his dolls. Dark Helmet: Princess Vespa, at last. We are alone. Dark Helmet (as Vespa): No - no, I hate you - I hate you - I hate you -- leave me alone! Yet, I find you strangely attractive. Dark Helmet: Of course you do. Druish princess are often attracted to money and power -- and I have both -- and you know it.

280195K 4.01 / 5.0
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