2bestfr.mp3Dark Helmet: Say goodbye to your two best friends -- and I don't mean your friends in the Winnebago!
5minute.mp3 Colonel Sanders: Are you alright, sir?
Dark Helmet: Fine. How have you been?
Colonel Sanders: Fine, sir
Dark Helmet: Good.
Colonel Sanders: It's a good thing you were wearing that helmet!
Dark Helmet: Ya.
Colonel Sanders: What should we do now, sir?
Dark Helmet: Well, are we stopped?
Colonel Sanders: We're stopped, sir.
Dark Helmet: Good. Well, why don't we take a 5 minute break?
Colonel Sanders: Very good, sir.
Dark Helmet: Smoke if ya got 'em.
apes.mp3Ape 1: Dear me. What are those things coming out of her nose?
Ape 2: Spaceball?
Ape 1: Oh s***. There goes the planet.
asbigas.mp3Dark Helmet: You have the ring. And I see your schwartz is as big as mine.
"It the bad year blimp"
blockhd.mp3Dark Helmet: How many a****les we got on this ship, anyhow? I knew it -- I'm surrounded by as***les! Keep firing as***les!
buckle.mp3Colonel Sanders: Sir. You'd better buckle up!
Dark Helmet: Ah -- buckle this!
chicken.mp3Dark Helmet: What's a matter Colonel Sanders, CHICKEN?!?
dolls1.mp3Dark Helmet playing with his dolls.
Dark Helmet: Princess Vespa, at last. I have you in my clutches. To have my way with you -- the way I want to.
Dark Helmet (as Vespa): No - no, please. Leave me alone!
Dark Helmet: No, you are mine!
Dark Helmet (as Lonestar): Not so fast, Helmet!
Dark Helmet: Lonestar!
Dark Helmet (as Lonestar): Yes, it's me. I'm here to save my girlfriend. Hi honey.
dolls2.mp3Dark Helmet still playing with his dolls.
Dark Helmet: Princess Vespa, at last. We are alone.
Dark Helmet (as Vespa): No - no, I hate you - I hate you - I hate you -- leave me alone! Yet, I find you strangely attractive.
Dark Helmet: Of course you do. Druish princess are often attracted to money and power -- and I have both -- and you know it.