shakes11.mp3
Henslowe: Where's the comedy, Will? Where's the dog? Do you think it's funny?
Actor playing Nurse: I was a pirate king now I'm a nurse. That's funny.
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shakes12.mp3
Ned Alleyn (Ben Affleck): What is the play, and what is my part?!
Fennyman: Uh, one moment, sir.
Ned Alleyn: Who are you?!
Fennyman: I'm uh.. I'm the money.
Ned Alleyn: Then you may remain. So long as you remain silent. Pay attention. You will see how genius creates a legend.
Fennyman: Thank you, sir.
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shakes13.mp3
Will Shakespeare: You did not like the speech?
Ned Alleyn: No, the speech is excellent. "Oh, then I see queen man hath been with you." Excellent, and a good length. But then he dissapears for the length of a bible.
Will Shakespeare: There, you have this duel, a skirmish of words and swords such I have never wrote, not anyone. He dies with such passion and poetry as you've ever heard. "A plague on both your houses!"
Ned Alleyn: ...He dies?
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shakes14.mp3
Thomas Kent (Gwyneth Paltrow): Tell me how you lover her, Will.
Will Shakespeare: Like a sickness and it's cure together.
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shakes15.mp3
Will Shakespeare: Your still a maid. And perhaps as mistooken me as I was mistooken Thomas Kent.
Viola de Lesseps: Are you the author of the plays of William Shakespeare?
Will Shakespeare: I am.
Viola de Lesseps: Then kiss me again, for I am not mistook.
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shakes16.mp3
Viola de Lesseps: [After sex.] I would not have thought it: there is something better than a play!
Will Shakespeare: There is.
Viola de Lesseps: Even your play.
Will Shakespeare: ...Hmm?
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shakes17.mp3
Nurse: The house is stirring. It is a new day.
Viola de Lesseps: It is a new world!
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shakes18.mp3
Ned Alleyn: It's good.
Will Shakespeare: Oh?
Ned Alleyn: The title won't do. "Romeo and Juliet." Just a suggestion.
Will Shakespeare: Thank you, Ned. Your a gentleman.
Ned Alleyn: And you are a warwickshire shit-house.
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shakes19.mp3
Lord Wessex: My lady, the tide waits for no man, but I swear it would wait for you.
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shakes20.mp3
Queen Elizabeth (Judi Dench): Have her then, but your're a lordly fool. She's been plucked since I saw her last, and not by you. It takes a woman to know it.
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