scream29.mp3
Tatum: "If they make a movie about you, who's gonna play you?"
Sydney: "Well, I shudder to think."
Dewey: "I see you as a young Meg Ryan myself."
Sydney: "Thanks Dewey, with my luck, I'd get Tori Spelling."
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scream30.mp3
Sydney: "How many guys would put up with a girlfriend who's sexually anorexic?"
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scream31.mp3
Tatum: "No, please don't kill me Mr. Ghostface, I want to be in the sequel."
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scream32.mp3
Billy: "Subtlety, Stu, you should look it up."
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scream33.mp3
Kenny: "First time for everything."
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scream34.mp3
Sydney: "But this is life...this isn't a movie."
Billy: "Sure it is Syd...it's all, it's all a movie, it's all one great big movie...you can't pick your genre."
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scream35.mp3
Sydney: "Why can't I be a Meg Ryan movie...or even a good porno?"
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scream36.mp3
Randy: "There are certain rules that one must abide by in order to successfully survive a horror movie. For instance, number one, you can never have sex."
Crowd: "NO!"
Randy: "Big no-no, big no-no. Sex equals death, ok. Number two, you can never drink or do drugs. No, the sin factor, the sin, it's an extension of number one. And number three, never ever ever under any circumstances say I'll be right back, cause you won't be back."

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scream37.mp3
Stu: "I'm getting another beer, ya want one?"
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scream38.mp3
Randy: "Look, here comes the obligatory tit shot."
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