dishonestman.mp3 Jack: Me? I'm dishonest. dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly stupid.
drinkup.mp3 Jack: Drink up, me harties, yo ho!
easyonthegoods.mp3 Jack: Easy goods, Darling.
forbreathing.mp3 Mr. Joshamee Gibbs (Kevin McNally): Curse you for breathing, you slack-jawed idiot!
havenoweapon.mp3 Jack: That is wonderful trick. Except, once again, you are between me way out now, you have no weapon.
hellochum.mp3 Pintel (Lee Arenberg): Hello, chum.
hellopoppet.mp3 Pintel: Hello, poppet.
ilovethissong.mp3 Jack: I love this song!
iloveweddings.mp3 Jack: wedding. I love weddings! Drinks all around!
imayhave.mp3 Jack: (gets slapped face) I may have deserved that.