snackshack.mp3 Cecil (Dick Van Dyke): He's got an excellent resume, winning attitude, I say let's give him shot. What do you say? Larry: Uh, hang sec. I think I- I might wanna have little more time just to think it over. Gus: Do you want job not, snack shack?
takeitlikeaman.mp3 Jedediah: Somebody's gotta pay. Larry: Pay for what? Jedediah: I don't know! Just pay! Just stop whining just take it like man!
thehuntisafoot.mp3 Larry: Uh, I'm Larry Daley, new night guard. Teddy Roosevelt: (laughs) Pleasure to meet you, Lawrence Daley! You'll have to excuse me though. hunt is afoot.
theironhorse.mp3 Jedediah: Fire up iron horse, boys.
turista.mp3 Larry: Hey! Hi! Tin Man! Hey. Hi. Uh, how you doin'? I'm new here, it says I'm supposed to lock up lions they'll eat me. Christopher Columbus (Pierfrancesco Favino): (Speaking Italian) Larry: You're Galileo? No? Christopher Columbus: Turista.
twentysixth.mp3 Larry: Ah, Teddy Roosevelt, right? Rebecca (Carla Gugino): Yes, great visionary. Larry: Yes, definitely. He was our fourth president, right? Rebecca: Twenty-sixth. Larry: Twenty-sixth.
unleashhell.mp3 Octavius: Silence! Roman Empire knows no boundaries. Jedediah: Don't you do it, son. Larry: Do what? Jedediah: Octavius! Larry: Don't do what? Octavius: Unleash hell! Jedediah: D'oh!
watermelon.mp3 Larry: Seriously, stop train. Jedediah: Alright, stop train! Larry: Thank you. Jedediah: Now full speed ahead ram him! Split his head like watermelon! Larry: (The train pokes him eye) Ooh! Ow! Jedediah: For crying out loud!
withmyfist.mp3 Gus (Mickey Rooney): Where is he? I'll beat him with fist! What?! (grunts)
youbettergetit.mp3 Gus: Are you crackin' wise? I ought to punch you nose, hopscotch. Reginald: Leave him alone, Gus. You've got it covered, right, Larry? Larry: Yeah, yeah, I got it. Gus: You better get it! Cecil: Gus.