mbpanna.mp3 PA Loudspeaker "Attention campers! Arts and crafts has been canceled due to bad taste. All junior girls are now junior boys, and Nurse DiMarco says that the raccoon fever epidemic is officially over...hey you...on the water skiis...guy yelling and falling in water" [ Contrib. by ]
mbpannb.mp3PA Loudspeaker "Attention campers! This is killer bee season in the North Woods so don't provoke any flying yellow things..you're just asking for trouble...sound of bees swarming" [ Contrib. by ]
mbpannd.mp3PA Loudspeaker "Attention! Here's an update on tonight's dinner. It was Veal, I repeat, Veal. The winner of tonight's mystery meat contest is Jeffrey Corbin who guessed 'some kind of beef'" [ Contrib. by ]
mbpannh.mp3PA Loudspeaker "Important announcement! Some hunters have been seen in the woods near the Piney Ridge Trail, and the Fishing and Game Commission has raised the Kill Limit on campers to 3. So if you're hiking today please wear somthing bright and keep low. Good Luck!" [ Contrib. by ]