canyouread.mp3 Skipper: You, higher mammal. Can you read? Mason: No. Phil can read, though. Phil. Ship to Kenya. Wildlife preserve. Africa! Skipper: Africa? That ain't gonna fly.
chipsanddip.mp3 Marty: We should have brought chips dip!
continent.mp3 Skipper: You, quadraped. Sprechen sie English? Marty: I sprechen. Skipper: What continent is this? Marty: Manhattan. Skipper: Hoover Dam! We're still New York. Abort. Dive, dive, dive!
cornerofheaven.mp3 Julien: While you were asleep, we simply took you to our little corner heaven.
cuteandcuddly.mp3 Skipper: Cute cuddly, boy. Cute cuddly.
fastestway.mp3 Alex: What's fastest way to Grand Central? Melman: Ooh, you should take Lexington. Gloria (Jada Pinkett Smith): Melman! Melman: Okay, we, we should take Lexington. Alex: What about Park? Melman: No, Park goes both ways. You can't time lights.
filthymonkey.mp3 Mason (Conrad Vernon): Phil, wake up, you filthy monkey.
fire.mp3 Alex: Now, rub, Melman! Melman: I've been doing... I can't. I can't. I can't doit. I ju... I can't do it! (He accidentally makes fire) Fire. Fire. Fire! Fire! (laughs maniacly) Oh my. Fire! Ah! Fire! (Screaming) Ah!
flingitnow.mp3 Mason: If you have any poo, fling it now.
freemints.mp3 Melman: That room has some nifty little sinks you can wash up in, look! Free mints!