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Life of Brian Sound Files [12 Found]  1 2
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crucifixion.mp3
Brian: What will they do to me?
Prisoner: Oh you'll probably get away with crucifixion.
Brian: Crucifixion?!
Prisoner: Yeah, first offense.
   

13-Jan-201593029 K 0.0 / 5.0

fathers.mp3
Reg: They've bled us white, bastards. They've taken everything we had, not just from us, from our fathers, from our fathers' fathers.
Loretta: from our fathers' fathers' fathers.
Reg: Yeah.
Loretta: from our fathers' fathers' fathers' fathers.
Reg: All right Stan, don't labor point. what have they ever given us return?!
Brian: aqueduct?
Reg: What?
Brian: aqueduct?
Reg: Oh, yeah yeah they did give us that. That's true.
Terrorist: sanitation.
Loretta: Oh yeah, sanitation Reg. Remember what city used to be like.
Reg: Alright, I'll grant you aqueduct sanitation. two things Roman's have done.
Terrorist: roads!
Reg: Well obviously roads. I mean, roads go without saying, don't they. But apart from sanitation, aqueduct roads...
Terrorist: Irrigation?
Terrorist: Medicine?
Terrorist: Education?
Reg: All right, fair enough.
Terrorist: wine?
Francis: Yeah, that's something we'd really miss Reg, if Romans left.
Terrori
   

13-Jan-2015746329 K 0.0 / 5.0

guard.mp3
Pontius Pilate: Guard, do we have any crucifixions today?
Guard: 139 sir. Special celebration, Passover sir.
   

13-Jan-201558234 K 0.0 / 5.0

listen.mp3
Brian's mother: Now you listen here! He's not Messiah, he's very naughty boy!
   

13-Jan-201598027 K 4.00 / 5.0

mum.mp3
Brian: I'm not Roman mum, I never will be! I'm kike, yid, heebie, hook-nose! I'm kosher mum! I'm Red Sea pedestrian, proud it!
   

13-Jan-201551842 K 0.0 / 5.0

nohumor.mp3
Prisoner: Miserable bloody Romans, no sense humor!
   

13-Jan-201556611 K 0.0 / 5.0

onecross.mp3
Coordinator: Next. Crucifixion?
Prisoner: Yes.
Coordinator: Good, out door, line at left. One cross each. Next. Crucifixion?
Prisoner: Yes.
Coordinator: Good, out door, line at left. One cross each. Next. Crucifixion?
Prisoner: Uh, no freedom.
Coordinator: What?
Prisoner: Freedom for me. They said I hadn't done anything, so I could go free live an island somewhere.
Coordinator: Oh, well that's jolly good. Well, off you go then.
Prisoner: No, I'm only pulling your leg. It's crucifixion really.
Coordinator: Oh I see, very good, very good.
   

13-Jan-2015616137 K 0.0 / 5.0

propose.mp3
Reg: We now propose that all seven these ex-brothers be now entered minutes as probationary martyrs to cause.
   

13-Jan-201544831 K 0.0 / 5.0

romans.mp3
Brian: I hate Romans already!
Reg: Listen, if you wanted to join PFJ, you'd have to really hate Romans.
Brian: I do!
Reg: Oh yeah? How much?
Brian: lot!
Reg: Alright, you're in.
   

13-Jan-201560869 K 0.0 / 5.0

shoe.mp3
Believer: Give me your shoe!
   

13-Jan-20156428 K 5.00 / 5.0
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