llbelt.mp3
(J.C.) "Oh, that was below the belt, try to keep the gloves up"
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llcant.mp3
(J.C.) "No, no, no NO! This can't happen"
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lldelete.mp3
(J.C.) "Deleted"
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llimag.mp3
(Jim Carrey) "Wow, that was a nice image"
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lllaw.mp3
(Secretary) "He needs your legal advice" (J.C. - shouting) "Stop breakin' the law ......."
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llpipe.zip
J.C. picking up his car - starts with "Know what I'm gonna do...ends with "tail pipe"
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lrbet.mp3
(J.C.) "I've had better"
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lrexp.mp3
(J.C.) "Sometimes grown-ups need to lie, laugh, it's hard to explain"
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lrfree.mp3
(J.C.) "And the truth shall set you free!"
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lrlie.mp3
(J.C.) "I can't lie!"
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