shelookssmart.mp3
Jason (Jason Segel): Are you bleeping crazy, man? She looks (gestures to his chest) smart.
   

showedpictures.mp3
Alison Scott (Katherine Heigl): You googled 'murder'?
Sadie (Maude Apatow): Yeah.
Alison: Why? I mean, what did it say?
Sadie: It didn't say anything. It just showed pictures people lying dead floor blood everywhere, ugh...
Alison: That was just ketchup.
   

thedicething.mp3
Jonah: Dude, I think he's doing dice thing too much.
Jay: That's really all he's got.
   

toooldtobehere.mp3
Debbie (Leslie Mann): It's like everyone here is 12 years old.
Alison: Whoo!
Debbie: Am I too old to be here?
Alison: What?
Debbie: Am I too old to be here?
Alison: No, course not.
Debbie: Does it look weird that I'm here?
Alison: No, not at all.
Debbie: Am I hotter than these little bitches?
Alison: Yes! You look amazing.
Debbie: Guys here would bleep me, right?
Alison: Yes.
Debbie: That's weird to say, but it makes me feel better.
Alison: You look hot.
Debbie: Okay. I believe you.
   

werentchosen.mp3
Martin: Bleep you guys. I'm glad I'm not Jewish.
Ben: So are we.
Jay: Yeah, so are we.
Jonah: Yeah, we don't need you.
Ben: Yeah.
Martin: Fine. Screw it.
Ben: You weren't chosen for reason.

   

yourcurlyhair.mp3
Alison: I love your curly hair! It's so great. Do you, like, use product anything?
Ben: No, that's uh-- I use, uh, Jew, it's called.