jerk01.mp3"I was born a poor black child..."
jerk02.mp3"Don't call that dog 'lifesaver'-- call him 'sh*thead'!!"
jerk03.mp3"Hey, popta! Hey silverbird, I'm talkin' to ya!!"
jerk04.mp3"It's perfect! I won't have to change this at all!!"
jerk05.mp3"The new phone book's here! The new phone book's here!!"
jerk06.mp3"Things are going to start happening to me now..."
jerk07.mp3"First I get my name on the phone book, and now, I'm on your ass! You know, I'll bet more people see that than the phone book!"
jerk08.mp3"She's no great piece of ass!!"
jerk09.mp3"I've got a special purpose!!!"
jerk10.mp3"Bring us some FRESH wine-- no more of this old stuff."