jerk01.mp3
"I was born a poor black child..."

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jerk02.mp3
"Don't call that dog 'lifesaver'-- call him 'sh*thead'!!"

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jerk03.mp3
"Hey, popta! Hey silverbird, I'm talkin' to ya!!"

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jerk04.mp3
"It's perfect! I won't have to change this at all!!"

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jerk05.mp3
"The new phone book's here! The new phone book's here!!"

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jerk06.mp3
"Things are going to start happening to me now..."

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jerk07.mp3
"First I get my name on the phone book, and now, I'm on your ass! You know, I'll bet more people see that than the phone book!"

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jerk08.mp3
"She's no great piece of ass!!"

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jerk09.mp3
"I've got a special purpose!!!"

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jerk10.mp3
"Bring us some FRESH wine-- no more of this old stuff."

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