funny.mp3
(Joe P) "I'm funny how? I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you. I make you laugh. Whadda mean funny? How am I funny?"
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gfdog.mp3
(JP) "I like this, one dog goes one way and the other dog goes the other way and this guy says 'whadda want from me'"
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gfelg.mp3
"As far back as I can remember I always wanted to be a gangster"
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twife.mp3
(Henny Youngman) "Take my wife please, I take my wife everywhere, but she finds her way home"
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