stories.mp3
Melvin: Some of us have great stories. Pretty stories, that take place at lakes, with boats and friends, and noodle salad. Just no one in this car. But a lot of people, that's their story. Good times, noodle salad. What makes it so hard is not that you had it bad, but that you're that pissed that so many others had it good.
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thinkwhi.mp3
Melvin: Think white and get serious!
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trust.mp3
Melvin: Where's the trust?
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water.mp3
Melvin: And you people are supposed to be sensitive and sharp?
Simon: Then you tell me why! You're the one who's "dying here."
Melvin: I don't know. I mean, I'm drowning here! And you're describing the water!
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weird.mp3
Melvin: You can't blame him for being weird...you outta look at yourself in the mirror.
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wisecrak.mp3
Melvin: Maybe we could live without the wisecracks.
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youspoke.mp3
Carol: When you first came in for breakfast, when I first saw you, I thought you were handsome...Then, of course, you spoke.
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