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As Good As It Gets Sound Files [37 Found] <-Previous 1 2 3 4
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nodance.mp3
Carol: You wanna dance?
Melvin: Well, I've been thinking about that since you brought it up before.
Carol: And?
Melvin: No.
   

17084 K 2.74 / 5.0

oneeye.mp3
Melvin: I'm afraid he might pull the stiff one eye on me.
Carol: I'm sorry..the "stiff one eye"?
   

15870 K 3.70 / 5.0

personal.mp3
Carol: Do you have any control over how creepy you allow yourself to get?
Melvin: Yes I do, as a matter of fact. And to prove it, I haven't gotten personal and you have.
   

166135 K 3.78 / 5.0

pissant.mp3
Simon: You miss the tough guy? Well here I am, sweetheart! Happy to see me, you little pissant mop? How about another ride down the chute?
   

15695 K 3.92 / 5.0

reason.mp3
Secretary: How do you write women so well?
Melvin: I think of a man, and then I take away reason and accountability.
   

18079 K 4.55 / 5.0

selcrazy.mp3
Melvin: Where did they teach you to talk like this? At some Panama City sailor-wanna-hump-hump bar, or is this getaway day and your last shot at his whiskey? Sell crazy someplace else...we're all stocked up here.
   

204148 K 4.34 / 5.0

sendback.mp3
Carol's Mom: This isn't like stockings. This isn't a string of pearls. You don't send this one back.
   

14455 K 1.94 / 5.0

simonfag.mp3
Melvin: Ah, Carol the waitress, Simon the fag.
   

15028 K 4.16 / 5.0
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