bad_sign.mp3asked for a car and got a computer...how's
that for being born under a bad sign
ferris01.mp3"Bite the big one, Junior..."
ferris02.mp3"That's it-- I want out of this family!!"
ferris03.mp3 "How could I possibly be expected to handle school on a day like this?"
ferris04.mp3"Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in awhile, you could miss it."
ferris05.mp3 "Pardon my french, but Cameron is so tight, that if you stuck a lump of coal up his a**, in two weeks you'd have a diamond."
ferris06.mp3"Tell you what, dipsh**-- if you don't like my policies, you can just come on down here and smooch my big old white butt!!"
ferris07.mp3"Pardon my french, but you're an a**hole!!!"
ferris08.mp3"Call me 'sir', goddamnit!!"
ferris09.mp3"Well you just mind your P's and Q's, buster, and remember who you're dealin' with!!!"