bad_sign.mp3
asked for a car and got a computer...how's that for being born under a bad sign
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ferris01.mp3
"Bite the big one, Junior..."

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ferris02.mp3
"That's it-- I want out of this family!!"

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ferris03.mp3
"How could I possibly be expected to handle school on a day like this?"

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ferris04.mp3
"Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in awhile, you could miss it."

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ferris05.mp3
"Pardon my french, but Cameron is so tight, that if you stuck a lump of coal up his a**, in two weeks you'd have a diamond."

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ferris06.mp3
"Tell you what, dipsh**-- if you don't like my policies, you can just come on down here and smooch my big old white butt!!"

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ferris07.mp3
"Pardon my french, but you're an a**hole!!!"

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ferris08.mp3
"Call me 'sir', goddamnit!!"

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ferris09.mp3
"Well you just mind your P's and Q's, buster, and remember who you're dealin' with!!!"

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