accomplice.mp3
Alfred Pennyworth:I suppose they're going to lock me up as well, as your accomplice.
Bruce Wayne / Batman:Accomplice? I'm going to tell them whole thing was your idea.
   

affordtoknow.mp3
Alfred Pennyworth:Know your limits Master Wayne.
Bruce Wayne (Batman):Batman has no limits.
Alfred Pennyworth:Well you do sir.
Bruce Wayne (Batman):Well, can't afford to know them.
Alfred Pennyworth:And what's going to happen day that you find out?
Bruce Wayne (Batman):We all know how much you like to say 'I told you so'.
Alfred Pennyworth:On that day, Master Wayne, even I won't want to. Probably.
   

allright.mp3
Joker:All right. So, listen. Why don't you give me call when you want to start taking things little more seriously.
   

balls.mp3
Joker:Let's wind clocks back year. These cops lawyers wouldn't dare cross any you. I mean, what happened? Your balls drop off?
   

beautiful.mp3
Joker:Well hello beautiful.
   

betterclass.mp3
Joker:This town deserves better class criminal, I'm going to give it to them.
   

blademouth.mp3
Joker:Want know how I got these scars? father was drinker fiend. one night he goes off crazier than usual. Mommy gets kitchen knife to defend herself. He doesn't like that. Not one bit. So, me watching, he takes knife to her, laughing while he does it. He turns to me, he says, 'why so serious?' He comes at me with knife. 'Why so serious?!'. He sticks blade mouth. 'Let's put smile that face!' why so serious?
   

comeon.mp3
Joker:Oh you wanna play? Come on!
   

cutup.mp3
Joker:Why don't we cut you up into little pieces feed you to your pooches. then we'll see how loyal hungry dog really is!
   

dayoff.mp3
Alfred Pennyworth:I trust you don't have me followed day off.
Bruce Wayne / Batman:If you ever took one I might.