stimpy.mp3
Cher: That's Ren and Stimpy. They're way existential.
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tardy.mp3
Travis: Tardiness is not something you can do all on your own. Many many people contributed to my tardiness. I'd like to thank my parents for never giving me a ride to school. The LA city bus driver for taking a chance on an unknown kid, and last but not least the wonderful crew and McDonald's for spending hours making those Egg McMuffins, without which I might never be tardy.
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tennis.mp3
Gym Teacher: Dione, you're up. Dione: Oh, no. Miss Stoger? I have a note from my tennis instructor, and he would prefer it if I didn't expose my self to any training that might derail his teachings. Teacher: Fine... Amber? Amber: Miss Stoger, my plastic surgeon doesn't want me doing any activity where balls fly at my nose. Dione: Well there goes your social life.
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timeitis.mp3
(Cell phone rings) Cher: Hello. Cher's Dad: Do you know what time it is? Cher: A watch doesn't really go with this outfit, Daddy. Cher's Dad: Where are you? Cher: Uh... just having a snack at my girlfriend's. (Helicopter sounds overhead) Cher's Dad: Where, in Kuwait? Cher: Is that in the Valley?
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valet.mp3
Josh: Look, I gotta get back to school. You want to practice parking? Cher: What's the point? Everywhere you go has valet.
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