stimpy.mp3Cher: That's Ren and Stimpy. They're way existential. [ Contrib. by ]
tardy.mp3Travis: Tardiness is not something you can do all on your own. Many many people contributed to my tardiness. I'd like to thank my parents for never giving me a ride to school. The LA city bus driver for taking a chance on an unknown kid, and last but not least the wonderful crew and McDonald's for spending hours making those Egg McMuffins, without which I might never be tardy. [ Contrib. by ]
tennis.mp3Gym Teacher: Dione, you're up.
Dione: Oh, no. Miss Stoger? I have a note from my tennis instructor, and he would prefer it if I didn't expose my self to any training that might derail his teachings.
Teacher: Fine... Amber?
Amber: Miss Stoger, my plastic surgeon doesn't want me doing any activity where balls fly at my nose.
Dione: Well there goes your social life. [ Contrib. by ]
timeitis.mp3(Cell phone rings)
Cher's Dad: Do you know what time it is?
Cher: A watch doesn't really go with this outfit, Daddy.
Cher's Dad: Where are you?
Cher: Uh... just having a snack at my girlfriend's.
(Helicopter sounds overhead)
Cher's Dad: Where, in Kuwait?
Cher: Is that in the Valley? [ Contrib. by ]
valet.mp3Josh: Look, I gotta get back to school. You want to practice parking?
Cher: What's the point? Everywhere you go has valet. [ Contrib. by ]