hamlet.mp3
Josh's Pretenious Friend: It's just like Hamlet said: "To thine own self be true."
Cher: Uh, no. Hamlet didn't say that. Josh's friend: I think that I remember Hamlet accurately. Cher: Well I remember Mel Gibson accurately. And he didn't say that. That Polonius guy did.
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kentucky.mp3
Cher: Well... you can gues what happened next. (Sounds of Wedding in progress) As if! I am only 16, and this is California, not Kentucky!
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loser.mp3
Cher: A licensed driver with nothing to do... where would I find such a loser?
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meaning.mp3
Cher: Searching for a boy in high school is as useless as searching for meaning in a Pauley Shore movie.
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othrpepl.mp3
Cher: Like that book I read in 9th grade said: "'tis a far, far better thing doing stuff for other people."

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question.mp3
Cher: If it's a concussion you have to keep her conscious, OK? Ask her questions. Guy: What's 7 times 7? Cher: Stuff she knows!
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shock.mp3
Josh: You know, if I ever saw you do anything that wasn't 90% selfish I'd die of shock. Cher: Oh, that'd be reason enough for me.
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shovel.mp3
Cher's Dad: Hey You! Anything happens to my daughter I've got a .45 and a shovel. Idoubt anybody would miss you.
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slang.mp3
Murray: Woman... lend me five dollars. Dione: Murray, I have asked you repeatedly not to call me woman. Murray: Excuse me Miss Dione. Dione: Thank you. Murray: OK, but street slang is an increasingly valid form of expression. Most of the feminine pronouns do have mocking, but not necessarily misogynistic undertones.
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sterilzn.mp3
Cher: I wanna do something good for humanity. Josh: How 'bout sterilization?.
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