hamlet.mp3Josh's Pretenious Friend: It's just like Hamlet said: "To thine own self be true."
Cher: Uh, no. Hamlet didn't say that.
Josh's friend: I think that I remember Hamlet accurately.
Cher: Well I remember Mel Gibson accurately. And he didn't say that. That Polonius guy did. [ Contrib. by ]
kentucky.mp3Cher: Well... you can gues what happened next. (Sounds of Wedding in progress) As if! I am only 16, and this is California, not Kentucky! [ Contrib. by ]
loser.mp3Cher: A licensed driver with nothing to do... where would I find such a loser? [ Contrib. by ]
meaning.mp3Cher: Searching for a boy in high school is as useless as searching for meaning in a Pauley Shore movie. [ Contrib. by ]
othrpepl.mp3Cher: Like that book I read in 9th grade said: "'tis a far, far better thing doing stuff for other people." [ Contrib. by ]
question.mp3Cher: If it's a concussion you have to keep her conscious, OK? Ask her questions.
Guy: What's 7 times 7?
Cher: Stuff she knows! [ Contrib. by ]
shock.mp3Josh: You know, if I ever saw you do anything that wasn't 90% selfish I'd die of shock.
Cher: Oh, that'd be reason enough for me. [ Contrib. by ]
shovel.mp3Cher's Dad: Hey You! Anything happens to my daughter I've got a .45 and a shovel. Idoubt anybody would miss you. [ Contrib. by ]
slang.mp3Murray: Woman... lend me five dollars.
Dione: Murray, I have asked you repeatedly not to call me woman.
Murray: Excuse me Miss Dione.
Dione: Thank you.
Murray: OK, but street slang is an increasingly valid form of expression. Most of the feminine pronouns do have mocking, but not necessarily misogynistic undertones. [ Contrib. by ]