argued.mp3Cher's Dad: You mean to tell me that you argued your way from a C+ to an A-?
Cher: Totally based on my powers of persuasion. You proud?
Cher's Dad: Honey, I couldn't be happier than if they were based on real grades.
as_if.mp3Cher: As if!
boys.mp3Cher: So ok... I don't want to be a traitor to my generation and all... but I don't get how guys dress today. I mean come on... it looks like they just fall out of bed and put on some baggy pants and take their greasy hair... eww.. and cover it up with a backwards cap and like, we're expected to swoon? I don't think so...
cakeboy.mp3Murray: Your man Christian is a cake boy.
Dione/Cher: A what?
Murray: He's a disco-dancin', Oscar-Wild-readin', Striesand-ticket-holdin' friend of Dorothy, know what I'm sayin'?
clogs.mp3Cher's Dad: So ah, what'd you do in school today?
Cher: Well... I broke in my purple clogs.
clueless.mp3Cher: It all boiled down to one inevitable conclusion. I was just totally clueless..
cokehere.mp3Tai: I could really use some sort of an Herbal refreshment
Dione: Oh, well, we do lunch in 10 minutes. We don'y have any tea, but we have Coke and stuff.
Tai: No shit! You guys got coke here?
Dione: Well yeah.
Cher: Yeah... this is America.
dione.mp3Cher: Dione and I were both named after great singers of the past who now do infomercials.
dressbtr.mp3Cher: I suppose it wasn't meant to be. I mean, he does dress better than I do. What would I bring to the relationship?