looksogood.mp3 Hector: You look great, Jimmy. You look amazing. Your hair rocks.
Hector: You look so good. Oh, gosh. Do you look at yourself? I totally wanna cut your skin wear it to birthday. It's coming up.
mindbottling.mp3 Chazz: Mind bottling, isn't it?
Jimmy: Did you just say 'mind bottling?'
Chazz: Yeah, mind bottling. You know, when things are so crazy, it gets your thoughts all trapped, like bottle.
myblood.mp3 Hector (Nick Swardson): Jimmy! I sent you cup blood! Did you get blood? Jimmy!
mydreams.mp3 Jimmy: Michaels.
Jimmy: I see you got fat.
Chazz: I see you still look like 15-year-old girl but not hot.
Jimmy: You crushed dreams.
Chazz: Dreams? Bleep, I haven't had one those years.
Jimmy: Zip it, Chazz. Zip it I will punch you your crap lousy face.
Chazz: Hey, this ends tonight.
Jimmy: It's daynitime, you douche.
nightvision.mp3 Chazz: Bunk beds?
Jimmy: I don't share rooms.
Chazz: I don't share bleep. night is very dark time for me.
Jimmy: It's dark for everyone, moron.
Chazz: Not for Alaskans dudes with night vision goggles.
officialhere.mp3 Chazz: You an official here? 'Cause you have officially given me boner.
onmybackthere.mp3 Chazz: As for friends family, Chazz Michael Michaels walks alone. That's why they call me Lone Wolf, back there.
rememberoslo.mp3 Jimmy MacElroy(Jon Heder): That was textbook execution. Same scores I beat you with Oslo.
Chazz: Hey, I was quaaludes. I don't even remember Oslo.
restrainingorder.mp3 Jimmy: What are you doing here? You know I have restraining order against you.
Hector: Oh that thing.