iampolite.mp3 Brick Tamland (Steve Carell): I'm Brick Tamland. People seem to like me because I am polite, I'm rarely late. I like to eat ice cream I really enjoy nice pair slacks.
ilovescotch.mp3 Ron: Mm, I love scotch. I love scotch. Scotchy, scotch, scotch. Here it goes down. Down into belly. Mm-mm-mm.
inyourworld.mp3 Ron: Good evening, I'm Ron Burgundy, this is what's happening your world tonight.
lookatme.mp3 Ron: You hear me? Audry! Look at me!
looklikehell.mp3 Ron: Oh, come on, Audry! I look like hell, I got bags under eyes. What's that? Well, if you were man, I would punch you. I'd punch you right mouth. That's bush. Bush league.
meremortals.mp3 Narrator: He was like god walking amongst mere mortals.
nickname.mp3 Brian Fantana (Paul Rudd): I know what you're asking yourself. answer is yes. I have nickname for penis. It's called octagon. But I aslo nicknamed testis. left one is James Westfall right one is Dr. Kenneth Noiswater. You ladies play your cards right, you just might get to meet whole gang.
stayclassy.mp3 Ron: I'm Ron Burgundy. You stay classy, San Diago.
thearsonist.mp3 Ron: arsonist has oddly-shaped feet.
wastheballs.mp3 Bill Lawson - Narrator (Bill Kurtis): He was like god walking amongst mere mortals. He had voice that could make wolverine purr, suits so fine they made Sinatra look like hobo. other words, Ron Burgundy was balls.
