bankloan.mp3 Ron: human torch was denied bank loan.
beardofzeus.mp3 Ron: By beard Zeus.
breathtaking.mp3 Ron: Hope I'm not disturbing you, but, uh, I saw you from across party, and, uh, I don't usually do this, but I felt compelled to tell you something. You have an absolutely breathtaking heinie. I mean, that thing is good. I want to be friends with it.
cannonball.mp3 Ron: Cannonball!
dontbelieveyou.mp3 Ron: How much time? 30? 30 seconds?
Stage Hand: You are right now.
Ron: I'm right now? I don't believe you.
hahahohaha.mp3 Ron: Ho-Ho. Ho-ha-ha-ho. Ho-ha-ho. (He starts screaming)
havingfun.mp3 Champ Kind (David Koechner): I'm all about having fun. You know, get couple cocktails me, start fire someone's kitchen, maybe go to Sea World, take pants off.
howareyou.mp3 Ron: How are you? You look awfully nice tonight. Hmm? Maybe don't wear bra next time. No, I was talking to you. No, not her. I don't know her name. What is it? Lanolin? La-lanolin, like-- like sheep's wool.
howgoodilook.mp3 Ron Burgundy (Will Ferrell): Mm, I look good. I mean really good. Hey everyone, come see how good I look!
hownowbrowncow.mp3 Ron: How now brown cow. How now brown cow. How now brown cow.