piss.mp3Mobster: Do you think that those whales piss in that water? Jelly: No, I think they use the men's room next door to the Burger King.....dummy! [ Contrib. by ]
polite.mp3Mr. MacNamara: You're Paul Vitti, the mobster? Paul Vitti: Now is that polite? Huh? Is that being nice? I'm trying to be nice over here! I mean, do I walk up to you and say you're so and so the hard on? [ Contrib. by ]
restrain.mp3Caroline: I just cannot believe that it's over between me and Steve, you know? I mean, maybe there's still hope! Dr. Sobel: Well, he did take out a restraining order against you, and I have to be honest, that's usually not a good sign. [ Contrib. by ]
ribeye.mp3Mobster talking to a cow: Wanna be a fuckin' ribeye? Get away from the car! [ Contrib. by ]
scotch.mp3Dr. Sobel: You know, normally a patient wouldn't have a vat of scotch during a session. Paul Vitti: That's an interesting fact. I'm gonna have to remember that one if I'm ever on Jeopardy. [ Contrib. by ]
takepill.mp3Dr. Sobel: You know you can take a pill for that.... Paul Vitti: Nah, nah, that's a cheat. You start with the pills, next thing you know, you're puttin' in hydraulics! A hard-on should be gotten legitimately, or it shouldn't be gotten at all. Dr. Sobel: Hmm...I think Mark Twain said that, didn't he? [ Contrib. by ]
throwout.mp3Caroline: You're just like Steve...you wanna...just wanna....get rid of me and throw me out! Dr. Sobel: Now, Caroline, you know that's not true. Caroline: Yes it's true.... Dr. Sobel: I am gonna see you next week, whereas Steve never wants to see you again. (Caroline starts crying) [ Contrib. by ]
toofat.mp3Mobster: What kind of sandwich ain't too fattening? Jelly: A half a sandwich! [ Contrib. by ]
turnfag.mp3Paul Vitti: If I talk to you, and you turn me into a fag.....I'm gonna kill you, you understand? [ Contrib. by ]
video.mp3Mrs. Sobel: Honey, let's look at our wedding video! Look! There are your parents, there are my parents! Oh there's the guy that plunged to his death! [ Contrib. by ]