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Mobster: Do you think that those whales piss in that water?
Jelly: No, I think they use the men's room next door to the Burger King.....dummy!

178169 K 2.60 / 5.0

Mr. MacNamara: You're Paul Vitti, the mobster?
Paul Vitti: Now is that polite? Huh? Is that being nice? I'm trying to be nice over here! I mean, do I walk up to you and say you're so and so the hard on?

186238 K 3.00 / 5.0

Caroline: I just cannot believe that it's over between me and Steve, you know? I mean, maybe there's still hope!
Dr. Sobel: Well, he did take out a restraining order against you, and I have to be honest, that's usually not a good sign.

206252 K 2.92 / 5.0

Mobster talking to a cow: Wanna be a fuckin' ribeye? Get away from the car!

19890 K 3.12 / 5.0

Dr. Sobel: You know, normally a patient wouldn't have a vat of scotch during a session.
Paul Vitti: That's an interesting fact. I'm gonna have to remember that one if I'm ever on Jeopardy.

192165 K 2.71 / 5.0

Dr. Sobel: You know you can take a pill for that....
Paul Vitti: Nah, nah, that's a cheat. You start with the pills, next thing you know, you're puttin' in hydraulics! A hard-on should be gotten legitimately, or it shouldn't be gotten at all.
Dr. Sobel: Hmm...I think Mark Twain said that, didn't he?

178228 K 3.12 / 5.0

Caroline: You're just like Steve...you wanna...just wanna....get rid of me and throw me out! Dr. Sobel: Now, Caroline, you know that's not true.
Caroline: Yes it's true....
Dr. Sobel: I am gonna see you next week, whereas Steve never wants to see you again. (Caroline starts crying)

178376 K 2.77 / 5.0

Mobster: What kind of sandwich ain't too fattening?
Jelly: A half a sandwich!

19679 K 4.15 / 5.0

Paul Vitti: If I talk to you, and you turn me into a fag.....I'm gonna kill you, you understand?

198100 K 4.47 / 5.0
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