piss.mp3Mobster: Do you think that those whales piss in that water?
Jelly: No, I think they use the men's room next door to the
polite.mp3Mr. MacNamara: You're Paul Vitti, the mobster?
Paul Vitti: Now is that polite? Huh? Is that being nice? I'm
trying to be nice over here! I mean, do I walk up to you and say
you're so and so the hard on?
restrain.mp3Caroline: I just cannot believe that it's over between me and
Steve, you know? I mean, maybe there's still hope!
Dr. Sobel: Well, he did take out a restraining order against you,
and I have to be honest, that's usually not a good sign.
ribeye.mp3Mobster talking to a cow: Wanna be a fuckin' ribeye? Get
away from the car!
scotch.mp3Dr. Sobel: You know, normally a patient wouldn't have a vat of
scotch during a session.
Paul Vitti: That's an interesting fact. I'm gonna have to
remember that one if I'm ever on Jeopardy.
takepill.mp3Dr. Sobel: You know you can take a pill for that....
Paul Vitti: Nah, nah, that's a cheat. You start with the pills, next
thing you know, you're puttin' in hydraulics! A hard-on should
be gotten legitimately, or it shouldn't be gotten at all.
Dr. Sobel: Hmm...I think Mark Twain said that, didn't he?
throwout.mp3Caroline: You're just like Steve...you wanna...just wanna....get
rid of me and throw me out!
Dr. Sobel: Now, Caroline, you know that's not true.
Caroline: Yes it's true....
Dr. Sobel: I am gonna see you next week, whereas Steve never
wants to see you again. (Caroline starts crying)
toofat.mp3Mobster: What kind of sandwich ain't too fattening?
Jelly: A half a sandwich!
turnfag.mp3Paul Vitti: If I talk to you, and you turn me into a fag.....I'm
gonna kill you, you understand?