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Dr. Sobel: Dad, you're not coming to my wedding?
Dr. Sobel's Dad: We wanna be there, but I've got three book signings next weekend! I can't piss off these big bookstores! If I cancel, they stick me down on the bottom shelf....THAT'S the way they are!
Dr. Sobel: I know, that's the word on the street. Barnes is okay, but that Noble is a vindictive prick!

414346 K 1.96 / 5.0

Billy Crystal introducing himself

466149 K 3.00 / 5.0

Chazz Palminteri introducing himself

42899 K 3.15 / 5.0

Dr. Sobel: Oh, now you're gonna tell me it was a suicide?
Paul Vitti: I think he left a note. Jelly, did they find that note?
Jelly: Ah, no, but they will in a minute.
Dr. Sobel: Oh let me guess what it says....'Life is bullshit...I can't fu**in' take it anymore.....signed, the dead guy.'
Jelly: Hey, that's good, doc!

426294 K 3.76 / 5.0

Jelly: I talked to a shrink one time...when I got sent upstate on a....fishing trip.

400109 K 2.63 / 5.0

Caroline: But what should I doooo?
Dr. Sobel: Well, the first thing I think that you should do, is to stop whining about this pathetic loser! FOR CHRIST'S SAKE! YOU ARE A TRADEGY QUEEN! STEVE DOESN'T LIKE ME! STEVE DOESN'T RESPECT ME! OH WHO GIVES A SHIT! GET A F**IN' LIFE!!!

408396 K 3.44 / 5.0

Dr. Sobel: Oedipus was a Greek king who killed his father and married his mother.
Paul Vitti: (Sighs)....Fuckin' Greeks!

408119 K 3.34 / 5.0

Dr. Sobel: You don't hear the word 'No' very often, do you?
Paul Vitti: I hear it all the time, only it's more like "No! Please! No! No!"

480122 K 3.92 / 5.0

Dr. Sobel: I am no longer your doctor!
Paul Vitti: What? Because of this?
Dr. Sobel: Because of this "little" double homicide?! YES BECAUSE OF THIS!!

404130 K 3.08 / 5.0

Dr. Sobel: You know, you know what I do when I'm mad, Paul? I hit a pillow. Just hit the pillow! See how you feel.
Paul Vitti: (Grabs a gun and fires several shots)....There's your fuckin' pillow!
Dr. Sobel: Feel better?
Paul Vitti: Yeah, I do!

416329 K 4.20 / 5.0
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