barnes.mp3Dr. Sobel: Dad, you're not coming to my wedding?
Dr. Sobel's Dad: We wanna be there, but I've got three book
signings next weekend! I can't piss off these big bookstores! If
I cancel, they stick me down on the bottom shelf....THAT'S the
way they are!
Dr. Sobel: I know, that's the word on the street. Barnes is
okay, but that Noble is a vindictive prick!
ben.mp3Billy Crystal introducing himself
chazz.mp3 Chazz Palminteri introducing himself
deadnote.mp3Dr. Sobel: Oh, now you're gonna tell me it was a suicide?
Paul Vitti: I think he left a note. Jelly, did they find that note?
Jelly: Ah, no, but they will in a minute.
Dr. Sobel: Oh let me guess what it says....'Life is bullshit...I
can't fu**in' take it anymore.....signed, the dead guy.'
Jelly: Hey, that's good, doc!
fishing.mp3Jelly: I talked to a shrink one time...when I got sent upstate on
getalife.mp3Caroline: But what should I doooo?
Dr. Sobel: Well, the first thing I think that you should do, is to
stop whining about this pathetic loser! FOR CHRIST'S SAKE!
YOU ARE A TRADEGY QUEEN! STEVE DOESN'T LIKE ME!
STEVE DOESN'T RESPECT ME! OH WHO GIVES A SHIT!
GET A F**IN' LIFE!!!
greeks.mp3Dr. Sobel: Oedipus was a Greek king who killed his father and
married his mother.
Paul Vitti: (Sighs)....Fuckin' Greeks!
hearno.mp3Dr. Sobel: You don't hear the word 'No' very often, do you?
Paul Vitti: I hear it all the time, only it's more like "No! Please!
nodoctor.mp3Dr. Sobel: I am no longer your doctor!
Paul Vitti: What? Because of this?
Dr. Sobel: Because of this "little" double homicide?! YES
BECAUSE OF THIS!!
pillow.mp3Dr. Sobel: You know, you know what I do when I'm mad, Paul?
I hit a pillow. Just hit the pillow! See how you feel.
Paul Vitti: (Grabs a gun and fires several shots)....There's your
Dr. Sobel: Feel better?
Paul Vitti: Yeah, I do!