amphetim.mp3Lloyd Bridges: "Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines"
Girl:"No thank you, I take it black -- like my men."
clearnce.mp3Roger:"We have clearance, Clarence.
Clarence: Roger, Roger. What's our vector, Victor?"
drinking.mp3Lloyd Bridges: "Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit drinking."
finger.mp3Lloyd Bridges: "Get the finger outta your ear. You don't know where that finger's been."
glue.mp3Lloyd Bridges: "Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue."
jive.mp3The Jive conversation
naked.mp3Peter Graves: "Ya ever been in a cockpit before?"
Little kid: "No sir, I've never been up in a plane before!"
Graves: "Ya ever seen a grown man naked?"
shirley.mp3Ted: "Surely you can't be serious."
Doctor: "I am serious. And don't call me Shirley