justpleasestop.mp3 Mooj: It's not about bleeping balls pussy. It's about love. It's about people. It's about connection.
Andy: It's all about connections.
Mooj: It's not about cock ass tits butthole pleasures.
Andy: It's not about butthole pleasures at all.
Mooj: It's not about this rusty trombore dirty Sanchez.
Andy: Please stop.
Mooj: Cincinnati bowtie.
Mooj: pussy juice cocktail this-this bleep-staind balls.
Andy: Mooj, just please stop.
nastiest.mp3 Andy: I don't kiss tell.
Jay: bleep it, I raise you. Nastiest bleep you've ever done. I'm talkin' about nasty.
Andy: Uh, wow. So many stories are running through head right now. I dated this girl for while, she was really nasty freak. She just loved to get down with sex all time. She was like, any time day, she was like: 'Yeah, let's go. I'm so nasty!' I'd be nailing her.
Jay: Oh, bleep.
Andy: She'd be like: 'Oh, you're nailing me. Cool.'
natascool.mp3 Cal (Seth Rogen): We went to, uh, Tijuana, Mexico, you know, we-we-we thought it would be fun, you know, to go to this show. Everyone's, 'You gotta check out one these shows. And, you know, it's woman bleeping horse. We get there, and, you know, we think it's gonna be awesome it is not cool as it sounds like it would be, man. It is-it's-- It's kind gross.'
Andy Stitzer: Yeah.
Cal: You think, 'A woman bleeping horse' you get there it's... it's woman bleeping horse.
Cal: It was really giving it to her. you know what? To be honest, I felt bad for her. We all just felt bad for her.
Cal: Kind felt bad for horse.
respectwomen.mp3 Andy: You know what? I respect women. I love women. I respect them so much, that I completely stay away from them.
serialmurderer.mp3 Cal: He's really nice guy all but I'm pretty sure that he is serial murderer.
David: Who cares, man? He's nice guy. I jist wanna get drunk, bleeped up, play some cards.
Cal: That's great. Look, I don't wanna end up lampshade some creapy apartment, that's what I'm saying.
spiltblood.mp3 Jay (Romany Malco): Sick you poaching customers.
Mooj (Gerry Bednob): I'm sick your crybaby bullbleep.
Jay: You wanna take this bleep outside? You wanna just take it outside squash it?
Mooj: Let's stay inside, so everybody can see what a-- what pussy you have, okay? Because when I remove blade I keep boot from it's sheath I can't return it until it has spilled blood.
talkdirty.mp3 Jay: She talk dirty to you?
Andy: Oh, she loved to dirty-talk. Totally into it. She'd be like: 'Yeah, let's screw, let's... I wanna bleep.' God, it was so dirty. She'd be like, 'Me so horny, me love you long time.' So...
thatsjustlove.mp3 David: She want to be some immature little bitch blow everybody, that's... that's love, man.
Andy: It sounds horrible.
David: course it's horrible. It's suffering it's pain it's-- You know, you lose weight then you put back weight then you, you know, you call them bunch times you try email then they move they change their email mut that's just love.
thisishogBLEEP.mp3 Mooj: Why did you invite this guy? He's bleeping ringer, man. This is hog bleep. You, you're bleeping bleephole to tell me to come here. You tell me he was nice guy, didn't you? Well, bleep you people, bleep you, you you, bleeping kiss big brown bleeping ass, okay?
Jay: I'm gonna see you tomorrow.
Jay: Alright, man.
Mooj: bleep goat!