nutcracker1.mp3Christmas "Nutcracker": Sugerplum ferries [ Contrib. by ]
proveit.mp3[Maureen O'Hara and Edmund Gwenn from Miracle On 34th Street (1947)] "Would you please tell her that you're not really Santa Claus, that there actually is no such person? —Well, I'm sorry to disagree with you Mrs. Walker, but not only is there such a person, but here I am to prove it!" [ Contrib. by ]
santa1.mp3From NewsRadio: The Santa Claus in the lobby wants to kill me. [ Contrib. by ]
skinnysanta.mp3"Whoever heard of a skinny Santa? Eat. Eat!" [Mrs. Claus from Rudolph, The Red-Nosed Reindeer] [ Contrib. by ]
sleigh_bells.mp3Sleigh Bells [ Contrib. by ]
sleightonite.mp3[Santa Claus from Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer]"What I'm trying to say is. . .Rudolph, with your nose so bright, won't you guide my sleigh tonight?" [ Contrib. by ]
square.mp3"All their windows were dark, no one knew he was there. . .All the Whos were all dreaming sweet dreams without care. . .when he came to the first little house off the square." [Boris Karloff as the Narrator from How The Grinch Stole Christmas] [ Contrib. by ]
trulyhappy.mp3 "A toy is never truly happy until it is loved by a child." [King Moonraiser from Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer] [ Contrib. by ]
weird_al.mp3From the song "The Night Santa Went Crazy," Weird Al sings "Merry Christmas to all, now you're all gonna die!" [ Contrib. by ]